The 12 Days of Christmas, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul Edition

On the first day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
A card to get out of jail free!

On the second day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the third day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Six labs a-cooking
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Eight clients scamming,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Nine Caddys cruising,
Eight clients scamming,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Ten sandpipers crossing,
Nine Caddys cruising,
Eight clients scamming,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Eleven Cliff Mains strumming,
Ten sandpipers crossing,
Nine Caddys cruising,
Eight clients scamming,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Saul Goodman gave to me,
Twelve Hectors ringing,
Eleven Cliff Mains strumming,
Ten sandpipers crossing,
Nine Caddys cruising,
Eight clients scamming,
Seven suits a-shining,
Six labs a-cooking,
Five grand from Fring!
Four burner phones,
Three RVs,
Two alibis,
And a card to get out of jail free!