🎶 Long ago, in days of yore,
It all began with a God named Thor,
There were Vikings and boats and some plans
For a furniture store,
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
They sell things for apartments
Smaller than mine
(As if there were apartments smaller than mine),
IKEA, just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
IKEA, selling furniture for college kids and divorced men,
Everyone has a home,
And if you don't have a home
You can buy one there! 🎶