Clean bill of cardiac health

I finally got the results of last week's echocardiogram, and basically everything's good. Nothing remarkable, nothing out of the ordinary, just a well-functioning cardiovascular system. Basically, confirmation that I didn't inherit my father's heart problems.

As my cardiologist said, "Something else will kill you first."Great.So now all I have to worry about is an unknown killer. I feel so much better now…I think it's time for bacon.