And now, from the home office in Rockford, Illinois, here are the Top Ten ways to survive Covid-19:

  1. Wash your hands frequently
  2. Use hand sanitizer
  3. Avoid large crowds
  4. Stay home
  5. Unplug your Internet connection
  6. Put on a comfy sweater
  7. Drink a nice cup of tea
  8. Read a good book
  9. Adopt a stray cat
  10. Meditate