@kdfrawg The craziest resume I've ever seen was the full version of one belonging to a family friend. It ran to something like ten or twelve pages closely spaced, went all the way back to his service in the Royal Australian Navy during the war, and included all of his patents, his memberships in various professional organizations around the world, and some honors he'd accrued. For obvious reasons, that one didn't get used very much. ?
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