Today at the office:

  1. People are getting blocked from viewing our own sites on the Internet;
  2. The department head is being refused a Skype connection, so she can't join a conference call with her boss;
  3. The air conditioning is stuck on the Arctic Breeze setting, and if it gets any colder in here, I'm gonna ask if we can hang a side of beef in the conference room.

So, yeah, it's a Monday.