@matigo You mean "President"? ;-)
// @phoneboy @hazardwarning
@thrrgilag I believe that is likely to happen during the Year of Linux on the Desktop, which will come shortly after the Second Coming of Christ. :-)
@thrrgilag It may be related to the devices you set up, especially if they're not running vanilla Android. I believe I had to set up a PIN on my Pixel 2 XL, but device manufacturers screw with everything if they're given a chance.
@thrrgilag For better or for worse, Android is far more customizable than iPhone, and that includes your security settings. You can set a passcode or a pattern, but you don't necessarily have to. Google is not trying to be your nanny. :-)
@phoneboy Any doctor who banned coffee entirely after surviving med school and residency would be a heartless bastard indeed. ?
@phoneboy I forgot to add: iced coffee from a cold brew concentrate. No hot beverages allowed until later today.
Current status: eggs, yogurt, 600 mg of ibuprofen and one Vicodin tablet have improved my morning considerably.
@matigo As good as one can feel when you haven't eaten all day, and you have to keep biting down on a gauze pack to soak up the blood, yes. ?