I still miss Windows Phone. Best soft keyboard I've ever used, by a mile.

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You're ready for an Openmoko [en.wikipedia.org].

You might get away with it. They'll just think you're another crazy gaijin. :-)

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I learned that early. My best friend in elementary school was half-Swedish and half-Hawaiian (and this was a 99% white/Anglo neighborhood).

My wife's Honda Civic is bone-stock, and the front end scrapes the driveway entrance at home every time she drives in or out.

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I watched both seasons of the Norwegian series Okkupert, and I loved that the wife of one of the main characters, who herself was a judge in Oslo, was played by someone of African descent. And her ethnicity never came up once.

I am literally chatting with Randolph about that at this very moment.

Oh, that's right…sorry, wrong timeline. Pity, really. Washington isn't nearly as nice a city as Macdonald was. ?

What about one of these?

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Don't spread that around. Swedish meatballs give us Scandinavian Americans a reason to eat something good at festivals and church suppers instead of lutefisk.

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