Also, I've found that changing straps on my watches using the standard Bergeon spring bar tool is an excellent way to draw blood from my fingertips. ;-)

My insurance won't cover it, but I'm kind of interested in this, which would solve that particular problem: https://www.freestylelibre.us/

Indeed. I could do some damage if I were so inclined, which I'm not.

Someone in New Zealand thinks my backup email address is theirs. So far, I've gotten a parking violation notice, investment details, and information on road construction in their area. Just sent off yet another email telling the investment counselor that her client is using the wrong email, and to please ask them to be more careful in the future. <sigh>

My fault for not being born a billionaire. Then I wouldn't have to pay any taxes at all…

No, that's just settling up the past year's bill.

2017 income taxes done. Glad to only owe about $500 combined Federal and state. Not so glad to be making quarterly tax payments again this year. :-/

The Thought Police are kept at bay by our chronically spotty office Wi-Fi. They can't get a good signal. :-)

If this meeting has one more slide that mentions thought leadership I'm going to scream…