Twitter is apparently forcing some users to follow @POTUS, @FLOTUS and @VP. I've blocked all three as a precaution.
@nitinkhanna Bojan is a nitwit who moved here a few years ago from Serbia and doesn't have the background to know what the hell he's talking about most of the time. I blocked him a long time ago because ain't nobody got time for that.
@feorlen The fire icons indicate the areas that burned last summer--they're the areas where mudslides are likely to occur.
@bazbt3 No gin in the house? And you call yourself English…
// @hazardwarning @kdfrawg
@hazardwarning On this day of all days, I'm not going to discourage anyone from having a tipple. Or two. Or twelve.
// @bazbt3 @kdfrawg
I just realized the overhead lights above my breakfast bar aren't working. Owning a house is a neverending joy.