I already have. The iPad in question was originally a company device. All my currently used devices that I purchased are non-Apple. :-P

This is a first-gen iPad Air, so it's got some miles on it.

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Looks like the iPad I've been using is going bad (unresponsive home button, and malfunctioning touch screen). Time to look for a replacement.*

*Which will not be an iPad, because I'm not spending that kind of money.

Il n'y a pas beaucoup de francophones en Alabama.

Beats me. When I was a kid, it was Today or Good Morning America from 7-9, then Regis Philbin did a local L.A. show on the ABC affiliate from 9-10, then it was game shows and soaps. #1970s

Congratulations!

Yep, here are the alerts I got the night the Thomas Fire exploded, and when the mudslides happened. Wouldn't have seen them on TV.

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Some sanity regarding today's emergency alert test in the United States:

http://www.damweather.com/2018/09/trump-isnt-taking-over-your-cell-phone.html

Dieting works well, as long as you're an android who does not experience human emotions, needs, and desires, and who can maintain an unnatural way of eating for an infinite period of time.

He'll let you know what his megalomaniacal desires are when the Kempeitai shows up at your door.

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