Larry Anderson

For those who have never experienced an earthquake, here's what it was like today:

I was at a stoplight. My car jiggled a bit. The light turned green, and I drove on.

THE END

Just had an earthquake…5.3 magnitude 17 miles SW of Santa Cruz Island, depth of 10 miles per the USGS

Duolingo understands me.

@matigo We have offices in Tokyo (and Shanghai and Beijing and Singapore) but the Japan division is pretty autonomous. Most of my job deals with North America.
// @phoneboy

@matigo Our second-biggest office location is in suburban Detroit, because automakers, of course.
// @phoneboy

@phoneboy The only place I'd probably be sent is Detroit, so I'm not missing much. ?
// @matigo

@phoneboy Something that younger me wouldn't understand: I'm very glad that I don't have to travel for work.
// @matigo

@streakmachine You need a better travel agent.

@matigo Vielleicht…oder man kann schlafen, wenn man tot ist, nicht wahr?

@matigo Ach, ich verstehe. Es gibt nicht genug Kaffee auf der ganzen Welt wenn man nur vier Stunden schlafen kann.