"Too early" is just a synonym for "not enough coffee."

One can tell when branding is successful by the fact that nobody has asked me what the green bird icon is (Duolingo, of course).

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38 pages, 91 errors identified.1 I am on a roll today.


  1. And that's just my first pass.

Just found out that my wife's cousin's wife, who is one of the best people I've ever known, has stage 4 cancer. Fuck cancer.

There's no host like a localhost.

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Apparently Mike Huckabee had a colonoscopy today. Reports that doctors found his head remain unconfirmed, however.

Chairman Kaga?

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It's an email app.

Mine appears to be working fine here.

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NBC News reporting an active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bruno, CA.