@kdfrawg I'm never grumpy, dammit. <harrumph>

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@kdfrawg I am that rare Californian who never developed a taste for avocado. Saves me loads of money. :-)

There's always Ireland (Eire), too. No Brexit worries there.

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My great-uncle served in a Highland regiment (albeit a Canadian one). And I like tea. Would that help?

Will the UK take me in?

Not me. I expect to buy one.

Same. Preferably lime marmalade. Or, sometimes, rhubarb preserves. Yum!

In other news, I'm upgrading my iPhone to iOS 11 as I type this. Whee!

I don't understand why avocado toast is a Thing.

Is it just me, or does the homeless guy on the local rescue mission's fundraising letter look like Jeremy Clarkson?

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