@phoneboy Hey! You're in my neck of the woods!
@ranti My wife's doctor says it has a good balance of electrolytes. I like it because it makes me feel better, somehow. But yeah, you can only eat so much of it.
@kdfrawg It's taken down two critical platforms for us. Lots of annoyed colleagues walking around at the moment.
Oh, this is f***ing brilliant. AWS is down. The Amazon status board is not showing an outage because…
wait for it….
the dashboard runs off of AWS, which is down.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@literary You don't need fancy to write. You just need inspiration and a flat surface. ?