@kdfrawg "They also do hating"

This reminds me of Steve Allen's short story, "The Public Hating."

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There is nothing more distracting than "On FedEx vehicle for delivery."

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. <yikes>

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PSA: For those who've contacted me before, I've turned off iMessage in preparation for receiving my Pixel 2 XL later today. You can find me at the same number/username on Signal, WhatsApp, and Telegram.

@kdfrawg I'm imagining an appliance company executive who's a tough old Scot saying, "Frost-free freezers? Who d'ye think ye are, the Queen? Ye can defrost yer own freezer, ye soft English nancies, and I'll have no more o'yer whingeing aboot it!"

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@kdfrawg He's waiting for the burgers to come off the grill.

Bandit says hello. ?

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I think I'd rather have the roast in @kdfrawg's post immediately below yours. :-)

England: the land of freezer defrosting, electrical plugs you wire yourself that are the size of an Austin Seven, television licences, separate hot and cold faucets, and peculiar chalk manifolds. :-)

What, a latte? Shocking! ;-)