Better stay away from Hungarian, then. :-)

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But with easier grammar than German, in my opinion. For native speakers of English, anyway.

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You could easily teach yourself the alphabet. I did. The nice thing about Russian is that spelling is (mostly) phonetic. There are a few exceptions, but even the exceptions tend to be regular in their own way. A nice side effect of the orthographic reform following the Revolution.

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If you ever get the perverse desire to learn a language with absolutely regular spelling, grammar, and verb conjugation, it'll be there. :-)

I started teaching it to myself as a soothing balm after dealing with German, French, and Russian.

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Are you saying Jesus wasn't a North American Protestant white guy? :-)

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I shall console myself with the beauty and ingenuity of the table of correlatives. :-)

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Of course, if all you people would just speak American like God intended, we wouldn't have any more problems. :-)

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A declension fetish is a terrible way to choose a universal language. :-)

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Ĉiuj devus paroli Esperanton. Ne plu problemojn.

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Four hours ago: "How much bandwidth do you have today? We have an urgent project that we'll send you shortly."

The last four hours: crickets