Better than Timmy's? Are you sure you're Canadian?

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I think it's been two years. Eligible once a year.

Just in case I wasn't already having enough fun this week…

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A friend of mine has something like that, the result of playing football with his nephews on Thanksgiving a few years ago. He sets off airport metal detectors now.

Wow. It does take a while, doesn't it?

I'd post a photo of mine, but I don't want to ruin anyone's dinner.

It certainly sounds better than rear-ending someone in Oxnard.

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Ooooh, I like that. That could work.

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Thanks. I'm going to have at least one impressive scar on my arm that I need to start thinking of a good story for.

So, as some of you might know, I was in a car accident on Monday.

I'm fine, apart from some nasty-looking flesh wounds, but the car isn't. Apparently it's worth somewhere in the ballpark of $8500, and the total damages were around $19,000 to repair. Yikes.

So today, I went over, made sure I cleaned all my personal belongings out of it, and released it to my insurance company, who will now start the process of paying me the settlement amount.

Onward…