No, I will not respond to the incredibly offensive comment I read on someone else's Facebook post (because it wouldn't solve anything). But it's taking a great deal of restraint.
@joeo10 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
// @matigo
@gtwilson It was pointed out to me on Twitter that his hands resemble hemorrhoid pillows, and I'm sure as hell not going to Google that either.
Apparently KFC is promoting an inflatable Colonel Sanders. This isn't creepy at all.
Usually when I listen to Welcome to Night Vale, I fast forward through the weather. Not this time. In fact, I listened to it about four times in a row because it's just that good.. Here's a direct link to the song:
I'm just going to say it: the Mercedes-Maybach Ultimate Luxury concept looks like a Chinese knockoff of a Mercedes. Fight me.
@jws Yep. You can still watch the first three seasons. There just won't be a fourth.