Mine also has to be in a prescribed font, color, and layout. I don't get to make up my title, either (officially, I'm a Field Supervisor).

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Mine is boring. Company logo, name, title, address, phone, email and website. Yawn.

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Evidente, vi devus skribi ĝin en Esperanto. ;-)

Congrats on the transfer!

I am so glad that the carpet cleaners next door finally finished the job and turned off their noisy machinery just in time for the City of Ventura to have their tree trimmers fire up the tree-shredding machine right behind my house. It's not like I wanted to lie down and rest quietly or anything. ?

My biggest complaint about the new John Scalzi book Head On is that I couldn't put it down and read the whole thing in one go.

Well, I have a pocketknife…

The person in the next cube does NOT have the volume turned down on their PC, and I keep hearing the new mail notification from Outlook and it's making me stabby.

Just listened to the tower communication from the Southwest jet that had engine failure today, and I know one thing: if I'm ever in an aircraft having an emergency, I want that woman flying the plane. Unbelievable composure and professionalism.

Which usually means one thing…