Twenty years ago, someone in my then-neighborhood had one of these. The years have not made it any less silly.

http://bringatrailer.com/2017/01/05/rare-factory-art-car-1996-volkswagen-harlequin/

"…and a 6.3 from the East German judge."

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@kdfrawg That's a much better situation.

"Mind if we stop by and look at my friend's boobs?" Um, no, not at all… :-)

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@kdfrawg You must have had an understanding date to get her there in the first place.

"I need to stop by this hotel to check out a friend's new boobs. Should just take a few minutes."

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@kdfrawg Enough about whiskey. I want to know if your friend's boob job was successful. :-)

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Get used to it. It's going to be a long four years (God forbid it should be eight).

Hmmm…that looks different than the one I have. Improved, no doubt.

Looks like my mom's iPad 2 is finally biting the dust. She's going to replace it with an iPad Pro (9.7-inch, 128 GB). Should be a nice upgrade.

I've been away so long.

Exactly. People who don't enjoy birthday cake are probably Communists who hate freedom. ?