Larry Anderson

Actually, it looks like a living hell, in bad taste.

As the son of an alcoholic father, I really don't see the humor in this.

@sumudu Apparently Fastmail is the subject of a DDOS attack at the moment.

@skematica It was most likely an accident on one of the two freeways that we live next to. TV helicopters love to show that kind of stuff.

There have been helicopters hovering over my neighborhood for the last 20 minutes. Anyone got an extra surface-to-air missile they don't need? #toomuchnoise

@jextxadore That would have been my 2:00 PM meeting.

@phoneboy Imagine being on a conference call led by someone with the flair and expressiveness of Henry Kissinger on Quaaludes.

World's most boring conference call has ended. Now dialing in to another one. This is my exciting life.

@thrrgilag zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@kdfrawg I'm thinking of chewing through my ID badge and tunneling out of my cubicle.