I have just discovered that KTLA in Los Angeles will not be showing a Twilight Zone marathon tomorrow, in defiance of a decades-old tradition. I HATE THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

If I didn't set my OOO message, I'd come back to a message from the VP of my division wanting to know where the hell I was. There are people here who set theirs when they're out for a few hours. Company culture.

// @kdfrawg

@kdfrawg I have notified of the opportunity for a fun family outing this weekend. ;-)

@kdfrawg I'm gonna need more popcorn.

@kdfrawg "Hughes promised the flat-Earth community that he would expose the conspiracy with his steam-powered rocket, which will launch from a heavily modified mobile homeā€¦"

Oh, dear. A mobile home? That's just perfect.

@kdfrawg <gets popcorn>

@kdfrawg Well, there you go. My house has only two flush toilets, so I can't afford it. :-)

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@kdfrawg They don't pay me enough to be on call 24/7. There may not be enough money in the US economy to make me be on call 24/7.
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@kdfrawg It is, but in today's business culture, people expect 24/7 availability. Particularly here, where people tend to respond at all hours, and even when they're on vacation. I don't play that game.

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I primarily use it to set expectations, so that nobody expects an actual response from me until Monday. :-P