As I told Kerri, there is a marked similarity to certain formal/archaic forms of English.

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Auch gut, danke. Nur 6 Stunden bis zum Wochenende. :-)

Guten Tag. Wie geht's?

@kdfrawg People suck.

Brilliant. :-)

The Japanese insist on wasting time with Pocky and matcha-flavored Kit Kats. Pfff.

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We should take up a collection for the Send Jason Some Real Fig Newtons Fund.

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And from a linguistic standpoint, the table of correlatives is about the most ingenious thing ever. (Google it)

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