Larry Anderson

@jussipekonen Please keep ours over there long enough for us to change the locks on the White House. Thanks. :-)

// @gtwilson

Our intercom system has malfunctioned and is broadcasting a dial tone throughout the office. Ready to go find some wire cutters and solve the problem.

@literary They're about six steps from my desk. I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

The world is going to hell in a handbasket, but someone left a large box of Ferrero Rocher in the department lounge area, so maybe there is some hope after all.

@matigo That's the time I woke up this morning.

@gtwilson Next weekend's task: cleaning the bird poop off the back porch.

I see a couple of new names. Welcome, @michael and @willtmonroe!

@tewha That's still cheaper than what it would be here, without even factoring in the exchange rate.
// @matigo

@matigo If I were single and young, I'd be there already.

If anyone needs me, I'll be crying into my beer while I burn sensitive documents.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/justice-kennedy-retire-trump-can-solidify-court-s-majority-conservative-n887066