This is the funniest security video I have ever seen. Watch the entire thing.
With God as my witness, some people wouldn't get the point if you bashed them over the head with it encased in concrete.
@literary Weather is weird. It's 30 degrees cooler here than it was this time last year.
@gtwilson She can always do what was done for my mother-in-law: crush it and mix it into yogurt or apple sauce.
@gtwilson The best way I can describe this area and how it has changed since I was a kid is that the former Chevy dealer is now a Rolls Royce-Bentley-Maserati dealer, and there's a Ferrari dealer a block from the old K-Mart.
// @peemee
@gtwilson I see fewer M5s than I used to, and quite a few more Teslas. But this is a strange area--I saw someone driving a new McLaren yesterday near the office.
// @peemee
@gtwilson It varies by model year and geographic location. Your 5-series wagon in a red state is exempt, but a new M5 with Santa Barbara dealer plates is a douchebag magnet.
// @peemee